The Valet, aka The activities of Will Ferrell while the Scandinavian

The Valet, aka The activities of Will Ferrell while the Scandinavian

Book 1 of Hollywood movie/TV series variation

by Bryan Fletcher

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CHAPTER 1, Part 1 “Have an excellent time.” An average guy named Will Ferrell startles to a sitting position, and bumps his temple in Manhattan, New York, Monday, 9:28 a.m., in his ever so cramped bed space under a stairwell. *** Then, maybe not repeating equivalent word that is foul for three right moments, as though a genuine cuss master, he curses words wholly unfit for print, and curses far beyond everyday foul mouth themes; as being a cuss virtuoso, yet high social style, inside a lowbrow art form, a sweet technology of exemplary foul-speak designed to shock and provoke the senses. *** And yet, if done in a way that is certain it reveals a well-seasoned head; particular refined judgment, sentiment and taste, even scholarship—as odd as that sounds—and having a well-crafted mastery of looks, of nature press this site, art, beauty, flavor, and particularly the sublime. *** Will Ferrell, yet their name that is real is Ferrell? No, no, no. David! Is the name that is only their delivery certification, one name, as some people only get one title. *** he then rubs his temple, reels, and looks about this cramped apartment: if somebody might call it a studio apartment, as it resembles life under a cramped stairwell, and next to your bed is just a small faded picture of an old, dark-blue action van, a multipurpose enclosed motor vehicle. *** Then he claims remainder, “Yes, and relax. Continue reading